"My academic pursuits were cut short," laments Eros Orisha, "though I aced every class, I was denied graduation due to an illicit scandal with the chess team."

"Imagine my delight," you propose, "when a package arrives, containing what appears to be a Japanese schoolgirl outfit. 'Try it on,' I urge, unaware of the sultry twist it would take."

"Mistake or not, I can't help but embrace this new identity," confesses Eros, eyes gleaming with desire. "Join me in this tantalizing ruse - witness my provocative performance."